Ok, so I've waited almost a whole month to do another entry. Sorry, the mood just never took me. Plus, I've been busy. No wait, I've been lazy. Sorry, they both sound the same. So, basically, this entry will be quick and dirty, just to get you all up to date.

I think the last thing I told you all was that I got a new Xbox. It's cool. Been kickin' ass on Madden NFL 2003.

Got Spiderman on DVD. Hadn't even seen the movie, but had to have the DVD. Also got the new Star Wars Episode 2 on DVD as well. The wife hadn't seen it and I've got Ep. 1 so, of course, cha-ching. She wasn't real impressed with it. Took MonkeyBoy to see the new Harry Potter when it first came out. I enjoyed it as did he. The wife was disappointed...as usual.

My stupid fuckin' sister-in-law finally moved away with her idiot boyfriend. Much to my mother-in-law's chagrin. I was honestly surprised she didn't have a mental breakdown right then and there. So, my idiot sister-in-law is in Toledo, Ohio, with no job, no money and no future...at least it seems that way.

I got promoted! I'm now officially the webmaster of avweb.com and got a nice little pay raise to boot. On top of that, the company sprang for a new computer. It just arrived today. Christmas on Thanksgiving! I haven't had a chance to get it all hooked up and running yet, but I know it's a beast. I do know that it has a 2.5 GHz processor and the guy who set it up put 1 GB of RAM in it so Da 'Bear is gonna be fuckin' smokin'. I can't wait to put some video games on it that I've had for a while and have wanted to play but couldn't because my current, shitty system couldn't handle it. We'll see. The damn thing didn't come with a monitor, though, which I thought it would. Oh well, I'm going to go and check the prices on flat screens at CompUSA tomorrow (that is, if my paycheck has cleared the bank...the fuckers) and maybe get one of those. Stylin' big time.

MonkeyBoy made a fool out of the old man a few days ago. He kept going on about how he could run fast and that he was even faster than me. Normally, I don't put much stock in this, but I felt that he was starting to get a bit too arrogant and decided to take him down a peg or to. So, after picking up the wife at work and going to the store, I challenged him to a race in the back yard. I set up a starting line and the wife counted us down. On "GO", I took off. And immediately lost my footing and took a nice header about 10 yards in. I was wearing shorts, of course, so I've got a nice little "road rash" on my left leg from the knee down to just above the ankle. Of course, MonkeyBoy was all jubilant and "I won. I won." I couldn't let him think it was that easy so we raced again. This time I smoked his 6-year-old ass...heh. That kind of took the arrogance out of him. He needs to learn a little humility. This is the kid that thought that, since he was dressed as a Ninja on halloween, that he was a Ninja. He kept hiya'ing and trying to kick people. I was afraid he was going to piss off the wrong person and get his but whupped.

Nothing much else has really been going on. Same old life just carrying on. We're planning on going over to my mother-in-law's for Thanksgiving. Don't know what kind of day that will be. My sister-in-law is, of course, going to be absent, and my brother-in-law, I found out, will also not be partaking with us. It will just be my family and hers I guess. Oh well, leaves more turkey for me, eh?

Well, I'm going to go to bed and fuck my wife. I'll try to update more later on. No promises though.

Da 'Bear

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