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1:03 a.m. - 9-5-2002
Cars, Brooms and a month of hell upcoming.
"I shouldn't 'ave told you that."
Oye, what a couple of fuckin' days. Yes, I've been playing GTA III and neglecting my computer duties. So sue me, like you haven't done it before. I also went and got Snatch on DVD and I've been watching it over and over again. I just love those movies for some reason. The wife hates it, though, because after I watch them, I walk around the house for hours on end talking in a Cockney British accent pretending like I'm a bad-boy Eastender. "Oy! Ya punter! What the fock ah you doin' 'eah? You want oi should beat some sense in'oo yah?"
Oh, look at what the wife stumbled across this afternoon while searching the web in boredom. What's interesting about this? Read some of the reviews. Apparently the makers of the Nimbus 2000, the infamous broom from Harry Potter were targeting both the younger crowd and an older, sexually repressed female crowd. See, the little broom that the child puts between their legs *vibrates*. See where we're going with this here? Check this out from one reviewer:
And this one as well:
I mean, come on! Can't you see the real reason that the little girls love this thing? And it's leading to violence among siblings:
Seems like Vantro needs to get a fuckin' life and Vantro's parents need to get a fuckin' clue. The next movie shouldn't be Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, but Harry Potter and the Chamber of Sexual Delights. And there are more reviews like this. I can't believe the naivete of some of these fuckin' parents. One parent, however, caught on, probably much to the disappointment of her daughter:
I think the next time I go to pick MonkeyBoy up at school, I'll hang around and see if I see any Horny Harriett Potters vibrating around the school yard. Wait...that sounds kind of sick. ACK! Forget I said that.
Anyway, I've been playing a lot of GTA III and haven't been online as much. Sucks though because I've been jonesin' for my 'puter and my diary. That's why I'm updating this bitch at 1 in the morning. Just got done working and HAD to update. I hadn't updated since the 1st and I was starting to shake like an epiliptic crack whore who's gone cold turkey for a week. It feels good to be back, even if I am just spouting drivle. It's all good.
So, the wife leaves in a couple of days. Well, actually, I'm taking her there, but she's still leaving the house. Gonna suck being away from her for a whole goddamn month. When I would go to Wisconsin for work I'd be gone about 2 weeks and that was totally killer on us. If any of you are in the Tampa area around the end of the month, bring a video camera because when I go to pick her up, we're both probably going to be so damn horny that we'll just jump each other right there in the street.
Well, I'm really hitting a brick wall right now and I'm really really tired, so I'm going to just piss off here and head to bed. Catch you guys around the block.
Toodles.
When my 12 year old daughter asked for this for her birthday, I kind of wondered if she was too old for it, but she seems to LOVE it. Her friends love it too! They play for hours in her bedroom with this great toy. They really seem to like the special effects it offers (the sound effects and vibrating). My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too! I reccomend this for all children.
My 12 year old daughter is a big Harry Potter fan, and loved the part with the Nimbus 2000, so I decided to buy her this toy. I was afraid she would think it was too babyish, but she LOVES this toy. Even my daughter's friends enjoy playing with this fun toy. I was surprised at how long they can just sit in her room and play with this magic broomstick! A great buy for any Harry Potter fan!
I recently bought this for my son, Vantro. He's a HUGE Harry Potter fan. Seen the movie 32 times (in the theaters) and made the paper. This toy gives him the ability to fly around the house zapping things. My only problem I see with the toy is the batteries drain too fast and his sister fights him over it, so now I need to buy her one.
This toy was #1 on my daughter's Christmas list. So what the heck, although it has no educational value I figured it would be good for imaginative play. It wasn't until after she opened her gift and started playing with it that I realized that the toy may offer a more than sensational experience. The broomstick has cute sound effects and ***VIBRATES*** when they put it between their legs to fly. Come on---what were the creators of this toy thinking? She'll keep playing with the Nimbus 2000, but with the batteries removed.
