1. Real Name: Ursus Maritimus (fancy, eh?)

2. Nicknames: Icebear, 'Bear, Roly Poly

3. Place Born: Bothwell Regional Health Center, Sedalia, Missouri.

4. Where do you live now? Pompano Beach, Florida

5. If you could live anywhere, where would it be? Ireland!

6. Farthest place you've traveled to? London

7. Parents? Yes. 2 of 'em. You?

8. Siblings? One older sister.

9. What are you? Only child, youngest, oldest, middle? I'm the baby.

10. Favorite family member? I guess my mom.

11. Who is more important, friends or family? Well, I feel they're both very important, but since I have to choose, I'd say family.

12. What is your Zodiac Sign? Capricorn, baby!!

13. Are you a lefty or a righty? Righty, but I can hit lefty if I have to.

14. Did you eat paint chips as a kid? I don't think so, but I'm told I did eat a lot of stuff.

15. What do you look like? 5'9", 265 lbs, not tan but not pale either, blue-green eyes, fucked up brown thick/wavy/curly hair, glasses, thick glasses.

16. If you could dye your hair any color? Bright electric blue. Why? Because I can!

17. What do you do in your spare time? Read, play video games, cook, watch TV, play with my kids.

18. What's your favorite board game? Um...it's a tie between Monopoly (NASCAR edition) and Trivial Pursuit.

19. Favore number: 66 My football number in HS.

20. Favorite sport to watch? NASCAR Winston Cup racing.

21. Least favorite sport to watch? Baseball! BOOOOOORING!

22. What sports did you play growing up? Football, baseball, basketball, track & field, golf.

23. Favorite smells? My parents back yard in winter with the ground covered with snow and a faint whiff of the smoke from the chimney mixed in.

24. Favorite sound? Icebear Jr's voice.

25. Worst feeling in the world? That terrible, icky, "I'm a piece of shit" feeling that comes after reprimanding my five-year-old.

26. Favorite time of the day? When the office closes!

27. What is your favorite season? Winter, baby! Yeah!

28. Favorite thing(s) to do on weekends? Sleep in, watch cartoons, scratch.

29. Do you have a pager or a cell phone? Nope, but I really need one (or both).

30. What books are you reading? None at the moment.

31. Favorite Magazine? Terrorizer. British magazine devoted to Extreme Music.

32. Favorite newspaper? Newspaper? What's that?

33. What's your favorite TV show(s)? Oz, Buffy: the Vampire Slayer, Angel, 7Days, The Sopranos, Titus, Grounded for Life.

34. Favorite Actor(s)? Sean Connery, Tommy Lee Jones, Benicio Del Torro, Meg Ryan, Walter Matthau (R.I.P.), Gary Oldman, Angelina Jolie, Nicloas Cage, Robert Duvall, James Kaan and the list goes on.

35. If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be? Damn, that's a tough one. I would have to say, however, that my choice would be Quinton Hoover. He's an excellent fantasy artist. And we could have lunch with Bernie Wrightson (another killer artist).

36. Favorite Movies? The Matrix, Snatch, Galaxy Quest, The Usual Suspects, The Cell, Chicken Run, The Tigger Movie, The City of Lost Children, Fifth Element, The Professional, Star Trek: First Contact, Interview with the Vampire, Starship Troopers, Howard the Duck, The Rock, Gone in 60 Seconds (original), Gone in 60 Seconds (2000), Con-Air and many many more.

37. Favorite Disney Movie? Galaxy Quest

38. School: Nope. Graduated college in '96.

39. Future School: Not unless it's aviation related.

40. What is the best part of school? Passing of knowledge.

41. If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? Rescue Helicopter Pilot. I want to be able to make a difference in the saving of someones life.

42. Favorite flower? White roses.

43. Boyfriend? Um...no.

44. Best buds: My wife, 'Topher, Amy, Scott.

45. Favorite candy: Caramello or Twix.

46. Do you drink alcohol? Is the Pope old?

47. Favorite alcoholic drink? Guinness baby!!

48. Things you collect: Dust. Polar Bear stuff, i.e. figurines, pictures, calendars, mugs, plushies, cans, wrapping paper, magnets. Anything Polar Bear.

49. Personal phone line: Well, I guess, it's my apartment so I guess it's my line. The wife uses it too.

50. TV, VCR, stereo, phone, computer, etc. in your bedroom? Um, no. Stereo and phone, that's it. Well, of course, there's a bed too.

51. What's most important in someone's personality? The mind. Intelligence, sense of humor, humbleness.

52. Can a guy and a girl just be friends? Hell yeah. When I was in high school, I had a ton of girl "friends".

53. Favorite body part on the opposite sex? The tummy. Especially if it's flat, and if it's toned with a six-pack...watch out now!

54. Do you ask the guy/girl out or do you wait for them to do so? Neither. My wife usually says "Get your butt up, we're going to eat!"

55. Do you mind paying for a date? Like I have a choice?

56. What is the longest relationship you have been in? Been married for 3½ years. Before that? 2 months.

57. What attracts you most to a guy? Can I kick his ass or not? Not really. Um...I'd have to say eyes.

58. Where was your first kiss? On the lips, where was yours?

59. Have you ever had oral sex? YES!

60. Are you a virgin? Hell no!

61. Best place to mess around/get freaky: Where ever the kids aren't.

62. Tattoos or piercings? Yuppers. An ankh on my right shoulder/bicep, a celtic sun with the Capricorn zodiac symbol in the center on my back, just below the nape of my neck, 3 earrings in left ear, and a barbell through my tongue. And that's just for starters.

63. Ever been in love? Lots of times. I'm in love now.

64. Was he/she the one? Eventually.

65. Who would you steal a kiss from? Angelina Jolie or Yancy Butler (from the movie Drop Zone)

66. What do you sleep in? Bed.

67. What's under your bed? The rotting corpses and decaying bones of my enemies.

68. What are your favorite pajamas? I don't wear any. I guess a nice, comfortable pair of boxers cuz that's all I wear...on occasion.

69. What's the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning? FUCK I have to go to work again.

70. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? Nope, I gots a nice warm Kittikity next to me.

71. Roller Coaster - Scary or Exciting? Fuckin' Exciting baby!!

72. How many rings before you answer the phone? I keep yelling for the wife to get it until the machine picks up, after 4 rings.

73. Storms - Cool or Scary? On the ground? Very fuckin' cool. Flying the Katana? Mucho scary.

74. What do you think of chain letters? I try not to.

75. What musical instruments to you play? Play or play well? Saxophone (all 4, yes 4, types), guitar, bass, I can bang on the piano some and drums.

76. Do you own a Furby? Who needs a Furby? I have kids.

77. What type was your first car? 1981 Ford Feista with over 170,000 miles on it.

78. Words and phrases you use over and over: "Dig", like I dig that. Fuckin'. Jayzus or Jayzuz christ! Mostly Fuckin'.

79. Dream Vehicle '39 Ford custom street rod or a custom bike from West Coast Choppers. Actually, anything with muscle.

80. Do you have a driver's license? Yup, for over 13 years.

81. Do you like to drive fast? On occasion. NEVER when the kids are in the car.

82. Favorite thing to do in the Spring: Go swimming and fly, fly, fly.

83. What size shoe to you wear? 13.

84. Where do you shop? Where ever's cheapest.

85. Favorite thing to wear? Loose, comfortable, denim shorts and a baggy t-shirt (preferably with skulls or a death metal logo or something on it).

86. Is the glass half empty or half full? If it's in front of me, the muhfugger's completely empty.

87. What is your favorite snapple? I've only ever had the iced tea so that'll have to be it.

88. Favorite Foods: Steak, Clams, Steak (a Roadie from Roadhouse Grill....mmmmmmmmmmmmm), Sushi.

89. Do you eat the stems of broccoli? Hell yeah.

90. Chocolate or Vanilla? Swirl.

91. What is your favorite slad dressing? Honey mustard.

92. Coke or Pepsi? Coke

93. Root Beer or Dr. Pepper? Dr. Pepper

94. Pizza or Hamburgers? Burgers

95. What toppings do you like on your pizza? Cheese.

96. Favorite ice cream flavor: Hagendääs with big globs of caramel.

97. Blondes or Brunettes? Redheads

98. Radio or TV: TV!

99. Favorite subject in school: Tie between Art and Science.

100. Teachers you hate? Chris Willey. She was a pain in the ass illustration professor. She didn't care for fantasy illustration, which is what I wanted to do. She wanted everyone to be newer versions of her.

101. Favorite Color: Deep, dark, Prussian Blue.

102. Favorite kind of music? Metal. Metal metal metal metal. Death metal, Dark metal, Doom metal, Black metal, Goth metal. The more growly the better.

103. Favorite song(s)? "Pyretta Blaze" - Type O Negative, "Black Seeds of Vengeance" - Nile, "Die Rache Krieg Lied Der Assyriche" - Nile, "Spaceman" - Bif Naked, "Lucky" - Bif Naked, "Wild Child" - Enya, "Only Time" - Enya, "Creepy Green Light" - Type O Negative, "Green Man" - Type O Negative and on and on and on and on and...

104. Favorite Album? Tie: "October Rust" (1998?) and "World Coming Down" (2000) by Type O Negative

105. Do you speak any foreign languages? I can butcher the shit out of Spanish, that's about it.

106. Favorite vacation spot: Ireland (even though I've never been there.)

107. Do you have any pets? Had a Great Dane, and then had 13 rats. Now, we're getting Finches, but at the moment, no, we don't have any...unless you count our kids.

108. If you could change one thing about you, what would it be? My weight.

109. If you could undo one mistake what would it be? Buying the house that we bought when we were not ready for the responsibility.

110. Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? Yes. I'm a hell of a fuckin' typist. I run about 75 wpm.

111. What's on your mouse pad? A mouse.

112. Do you smoke? Only when set on fire.

113. Do you want to be buried or burned when you die? I want part of me to be buried in my home town and the other part cremated and spread over Ireland.

114. Do you believe in aliens? Yup!

115. Are you a dork? Text book definition, baby. Textbook definition.

Icebear