Well, I was going to post pics of Icebear Jr. in his Halloween costume and go on and on about how cute he is, but Uncle Bob has posted pics of Andrew and I don't want to start a "face war". Andrew is adorable, but I have to be bias and say that Icebear Jr. is adorable-er. Congratulations, Bobbo!!

Ok, my analzyer got wiped like a butt so, people, get back in there and leave your mark. It's been a day or so since it got wiped and I have 2 entries. Sporkboy has tons already. Come on, people, don't you love the 'Bear any more? Huh? Please? *sniff sniff* Analyze me?

I will admit that Sporkboy is much cooler than me so it's kind of expected. I do have one thing to say though, Sporky. You'd best not give up on that diary man. This place has become my drug and you're one of my major doses. You leave and the 'Bear will be hurtin'. Also, if you leave, the 'Bear will be hurtin' you. That's right, I'm normally a nice guy, but if I have to, I'll trek my fat ass all the way to SA and plant a boot in your ass to get you "kick started". I need my fix, man. Da 'Bear loves ya. Besides, you want to jump to the top of my stalker list? Just something to think about.

Oh, by the way. Love the story about where Skitch Blackjack and the Sundowners came from. I dig Johnny Cash, and I really dig the name S.B. & the Sundowners. I wish I could remember my dreams, when the odd occasion arises that I actually have one. Damn antidepresants.

Had a flying lesson today. First one since like, early September. Yup, been over a month since the 'Bear kissed the sky. Bad thing is, the Katana, the plane I usually fly, was in for it's annual inspection so I had to go up in my instructor's Cessna 150. It's a simple plane to fly, but I've only flown it once, and that was probably a year ago. Add to the mix that the airport that we're based out of just got a tower and it went into activation today, thoroughly pissing off my instructor, and you've got the makings of an interesting (to say the least) flight.

Mickey was so pissed off about the tower that he was talking about it half the time. Not to mention the fact that I almost killed us once. It was like being in fuckin' boot camp (not that I would know). He was yelling at me and barking orders. I wanted to unhook his seatbelt and then cut the sucker to the right and dump him out. After the first 20 minutes or so and a couple of landings, things calmed down considerably. Once he finally shut up, I acutally did really good. Considering that I hadn't flown that plane in over a year and was nervous as hell, I feel that I did pretty good to get a perfect landing on my second try. Needless to say, I was very glad to get back to Boca and get back on the ground. I'd rather have my Katana over the 150 anyday.

Oh, I have to comment on something that Waterbelle brought up in this entry. Belle, the 'Bear is proud to admit that he has a shorn scrotum. Yes, the things we talk about here in D-land, eh? About 6 years ago, I went to see a female friend of mine in TX and it was kind of suggested that things would get somewhat sexual and at her request, I shaved down there. Oddly enough, it wasn't needed that badly. Ever since then I've tried to keep them nice and smooth on a regular basis. Believe it or not, it somehow increases the sensation down there. The lightest touch feels incredible. A-HEM...anyway. Just thought I'd drop that little factoid.

Well, it's late and I'd best get this done with. The wife and Demonchild are awaiting my arrival to get supper started and I'd best not keep them waiting much longer. The wife tends to get very cranky (and physical) when she's hungry. Yes, I'll admit it, I'm a beaten man. My wife can kick my ass. And I let her. Hey, it's the price of love, baby...and it's kind of fun. Next time you and your significant other are sitting there and one or both of you says "I'm bored", start wrestlin'. I guarantee things will get more...interesting...immediately. Especially if the removal of clothes is a stipulation. Heh...Icebear's depository of sexual games. Yeah right. You all have a good weekend and I'll try to get my lazy ass to update at least once Saturday or Sunday.

Da 'Bear loves you all!

"Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?"

Icebear

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