Sorry for not updating. Wait, this is my diary. Fuck off! NO No no no no wait! I didn't mean it. I was only joking, heh heh. Shit. Anyway, I'm in a pretty good mood. All you D-landers out there that are in good moods, it's rubbin' off on me. I feel energized, rejuvinated, beligerent. I wanna go to the North Pole and make Santa my bitch. Show Mrs. Claus where the real pole is. Heh.

I do have one complaint. Any more of you guys link to anymore good diaries out there besides what I've got on the side of my site and I'm gonna have to kneecap ya. I've been turned on to like 5 more diaries that I dig in the past 2 or 3 days. Draco, Anele, RIOT, and Kuinileti. I mean, fuck, come on people, I can only read so fast. I find anymore good diaries out there and I just might have to cut some of you loose to make room. So, beware.

So, a few people got offended by Uncle Bob's entry, eh? Awww, dat's just too bad. Did um's not wike the nasty words dat were on the pwetty widdle scween? Grow up and take it like a fuckin' adult! Jayzus. After reading Uncle Bob's entry, I was laughing my ass off. Why? Because I've had to deal with little old biddies just like that. I don't hate old people, not at all. Hell, my grandparents used to be old people. Now? They're dead people. But at least they can take a joke better than some of you lightweights. Shit. This is Amurika, goddammit! Free speech and shit like that. You have the freedom to say what you want, and, oh, guess what. You have the FREEDOM TO NOT LISTEN TOO! If you don't like a band's music, do you buy their CDs? No! If you think a certain line of clothing is ugly or annoying (Hilfiger anyone?) do you buy them? NO! If you don't like Uncle Bob's diary, THEN DON'T FUCKIN' READ IT! Wow, it's that simple? Yes ya fuckin' tard. You've been told. Da 'Bear has spoken.

Ok, enough about that. I can't tell you all how much I dig Sporkboy, and now he's thanking me for helping him out. Not really sure what the fuck kind of help I am, but that's cool. It's like I got a really cool lil brother now. One who's cooler and more mature and smarter than me, but he's still a little brother. I've said it once and I'll say it again. I have got to get to San An and hang with Skitch. My coolness raiting will go right through the fuckin' roof. Well, I'll get out of the basement at least. So, Sporky, *raising a nice, dark pint* here's to you laddy!

So, I figure everyone's got big plans for Halloween? Me and the wife really don't have much planned. We're taking the kids around to see how much candy we, ahem, I mean they can score and that's about it. Demonchild is going as ghostface from the Scream movies. No, I'm not sure why he wanted that costume, but he wanted it and nothing else. He's only 4, go figure. Wanna know the kicker? It's a teen costume, but it fits his giant ass. Icebear Jr. is going to be a pumpkin. A gigglin', droolin', spitting' up, poo-poo smellin' little pumpkin. It's Demonchild's costume from when he was a baby. Sad thing is, it's too big for Jr. and was too small for Demonchild. We can't win. And before you ask, no, the wife and I aren't dressin' up. Dammit. I told her we should go as a priest and a nun. She could be the priest and I would be the nun. Hey, when's the last time you saw a nun bend a priest over the back of a couch/chair and fuck 'im? Never is when! We'd be makin' history. Oh well.

Guess I'd best be finishing up. It's past closing time here and the wife is askin' when I'm coming home. Oh, have some really good news on the work front, but it's too long and complicated to 'splain now. Once everything is set in motion I'll give you a nice long entry detailing everything. And you know how I love details.

I wanna go to Washington and kick ole George W. in the jimmy and tell him to wake his racist, redneck ass up. Guess I'm going to vote for Gore. I was going to vote for Nader, but all the Bush supporters liked the idea. "A vote for Nader is a vote taken away from Gore." Can't live with myself if I let a mouth-breather like Bush take office. So, do your civic duty to your country and your environment. Vote for Gore. Then the fucker better deliver or else I'll kick him in the sac too! And I'll make Tipper my bitch right next to old Santa. Ooooo, I'm an evil bastich ain't I? Well? Ain't I? YOU DAMN RIGHT!

P.S. I took my "Old Skool D-lander" link off because apparently, envy.nu doesn't like remote linking. They stuck a big nasty image up that fucked up my layout so I took it off until further notice. Guess they should be called envy.no?

"Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?"

Icebear

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