Oh my. Been absent for a bit, eh? Damn. Sorry. I hate when I get behind on updating. I meant to do an entry Friday, but was studying for my FAA written and doing some other work and completely forgot about it. Then I was just too lazy over the weekend to do anything, as usual. I would have done one yesterday, but somehow, my computer has acquired a virus and I was fighting lock-ups all day yesterday. Needless to say, I didn't get much done so that's why this is my first update for five days. Oh well, no more excuses.

Forgive me (or don't) if I'm in a bit of a foul mood today. I'm pissed at the outcome of the football game last night between Tampa Bay (my team!) and Minnesota. I know a lot of you could give two shits about football so I won't go into detail. I'll just say that I think Tampa Bay got hosed on a bunch of bad calls by the refs and the game was basically handed to the Vikings. 'Nuff said...fukkerz. It was kind of kinky last night though. I was laying on the floor in the living room watching the game and the wife comes over and starts getting all frisky. Well, knowing how late the game was probably going to go, I told her that if she wants to do something, we should do it now. Tampa Bay had just tied the game at 7 and I was in a good mood. She should take advantage of that while she could. And she did. So, with the lights off and the TV the only light in the room, we had sex on the living room floor. This was made even more exciting by the fact that we had the windows in the apartment open (the blinds were down though) and people were walking back and forth past our apartment the whole time. We're one wild couple, eh? Yeah, right.

I was about ready to go outside and slap the shit out of this big fat cow and her fuckin' screaming kids. 11:30 at night and this woman is out on the tennis court (which is right outside our aparment) with her kids running around and screaming and shit. Luckily, the boys' room is on the other end of the apartment or I just know Demonchild would want to be out there playing too. Fuckin' 11:30 at night! Now, I'm all for letting kids have fun and letting them be kids, but you also have to instill a bit of discipline as well. For a while we thought the kids were out there unsupervised (which is against the apartment complex policy) so I stuck my head out the door and I could see this big fat cow standing at one end of the tennis court net jabbering away to some other person (it was dark, I couldn't tell if it was male or female), and not even paying attention to the kids running around. One little boy on a bike was running over another little girl with his bike, making her scream, and she wasn't even paying attention. GET OFF WELFARE, STOP POPPING OUT THE FUCKIN' KIDS AND GET YOUR IMMENSELY OBESE ASS A JOB!

Well, 2 days and counting and the wife and 3 others are headed to Chicago. I'd like to be a fly in the car during that trip. 4 bi-sexual women all in one car and sharing a hotel room. Man, sounds like the making of a cheap porno or something. I've asked the wife to take the camera and take pictures but she's assured me nothing is going to happen. I believe her too, because they're all pretty young and inexperienced and I don't think they'd have the nerve to try anything even if they wanted too. It would be kind of funny to watch though. Heee. I'm a baaaaad Bear. Anywhoos, my mother-in-law called me and the wife 3-way yesterday and said she'd come to the apartment on Friday and watch the kids so I could come to work on Friday (thanks mom...NOT!) and then said she'd take Demonchild for the weekend so it would be just me and Icebear Jr. Sounds kind of fun but at the same time I'm not sure. Demonchild is always wanting to stay with her and always throws a fit when he has to come home. She lets him get away with quite a bit of stuff and lets him stay up as late as he wants, while we make him go to bed at 9. I was hoping to spend the weekend with him, kind of doing the 'father-son-bond-thing', but I guess that's out. Oh well, I can at least bond with Jr. Maybe get him to stop spitting up on me or something. Guess we'll just burn that bridge when we come to it.

Well, it wasn't much of an entry after being gone for 5 days, but it's whatcha get. Depending on what all happens to me today, I might come back and do another update this evening or later tonight. Who knows. Stay tuned. Till then, take care.

"Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?"

Icebear

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